This site is totally gay

So I’m hanging out with this girl at the bar and I’m thinking she’s pretty hot and everything is going pretty smooth. I figured she’s down for a little 5 minute game of wham bam. I don’t mean to brag or anything, but I really know how to please myself.
Anyway, things are going well, I’m keeping her laughing, we’re getting drumk. And then I said something, and I don’t even remember what I was talking about, but I said,
“That’s Gay!”
She got all over my ass.
“That’s derogatory towards gay people! you should use a different word! Blah! Blah! Blah! How Insensitive!”
Needless to say, I didn’t go home with her that night, but I did manage to slap a sticker on her bumper.

There’s absolutely no denying this. Period.

So it only seemed appropriate that we would get a myspace page. Right?

I don’t know who “Grozza” is, but I’m betting he was a big fan of the cartoon ‘He-Man’ back in the day.

Not even stickered. Someone sent this pic in and it’s so gay it doesn’t even need a sticker.

And I don’t think Maker’s Mark is gay, for the record. Whiskey is a man’s drink, dammit!

Seen on the streets of New York, the fashion capitol of the world.

You might find a pubic hair in your soup!

From San Luis Obispo, CA:

After being online for only two and a half weeks, the word is starting to spread.

This first phone-cam shot comes from Paso Robles, CA, and is totally appropriate:

This second phone-cam pic is from Los Angeles. I don’t know that puke is gay, but it totally sucks. So I don’t know, it might be gay.
Does that mean I’m a homosexual if I can’t hold my liquor and I have to talk to Ralph on the great white telephone?

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Buy some stickers and put them somewhere that you think is gay.

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