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Posted on April 11th, 2007 in Uncategorized |
because you aren’t staring at my tits.
Cuz you all listen to Stray Donkey
cause you live in portland and have tatoos and think you’re ‘indie’
I HATE YOU ALL!!! YOUR ALL GAY AND YOU SHOULD ALL DIE
Cause you love watching Cinderella and you’re not a 5-year-old girl.
OH YEAH!! WELL YOUR ALL GAYYYYYY
Because you think being gay is bad.
cause you get bent out of shape when you see your crappy surf company logo tagged with a sticker and can’t take a joke
Because you put stickers that say “IS GAY” on things so you feel better because you’re the one that actually “IS GAY”.
Because you know the She-males that started this website. Vasser and Butt dart
cause you are actually reading these posts
Cause you listen to Boys to Men.
Cause you dance ballet but you’re not a chick.
Cause you got your panties in a bunch when you saw your picture on isgaystickers.com
cuz everytime you see a pair of tits you cant wait to listen marky mark and dance
cuz your dik tastes like yer dads shit
cuz you couldnt wait for the hanson sisters to get old enough to fuk
cuz you listen to billy talent
cuz you got third in a drum comp. even though you dont play drums. you…is gay
Cause you trim your eyebrows…pop your collar…wear hollister….and fart cum bubbles.
because you have an army
cuz you got offended when i called you a “Fag”.
Cause you looooooove broadway plays!
because you masturbate with other men
because you have hair
Because if someone in the room yells out - “CLANG CLANG CLANG!” - you sing - “WENT THE TROLLEY!”
Cause you have Will & Grace on your Tivo
Cause you bleach your hair and you’re not a chick.
Cause you have the complete Cher discography.
Cause you licked the tranny’s pee hole just to make sure it wasn’t a woman.
I was F##king you in the a$$ and reached around to jack you off and you had a BONER!
Because you wear socks with sandals!
because you wear a fanny pack.
Cause your favorite movie used to be Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves and you still tear up when you hear that Brian Adams song
cause I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough once….
IS SWACK GAY?
Because you came to this website!
Cause you suck dick for crackrock?
Cause you listen to Coldplay.
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June 25th, 2008 at 6:24 am
because you aren’t staring at my tits.
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Cuz you all listen to Stray Donkey
May 6th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
cause you live in portland and have tatoos and think you’re ‘indie’
March 4th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
I HATE YOU ALL!!! YOUR ALL GAY AND YOU SHOULD ALL DIE
February 16th, 2008 at 2:10 am
Cause you love watching Cinderella and you’re not a 5-year-old girl.
February 13th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
OH YEAH!! WELL YOUR ALL GAYYYYYY
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Because you think being gay is bad.
December 30th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
cause you get bent out of shape when you see your crappy surf company logo tagged with a sticker and can’t take a joke
December 26th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Because you put stickers that say “IS GAY” on things so you feel better because you’re the one that actually “IS GAY”.
December 12th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Because you know the She-males that started this website. Vasser and Butt dart
December 11th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
cause you are actually reading these posts
December 9th, 2007 at 9:24 am
Cause you listen to Boys to Men.
November 21st, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Cause you dance ballet but you’re not a chick.
August 31st, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Cause you got your panties in a bunch when you saw your picture on isgaystickers.com
August 31st, 2007 at 4:16 am
cuz everytime you see a pair of tits you cant wait to listen marky mark and dance
August 31st, 2007 at 4:10 am
cuz your dik tastes like yer dads shit
August 31st, 2007 at 4:09 am
cuz you couldnt wait for the hanson sisters to get old enough to fuk
August 31st, 2007 at 4:06 am
cuz you listen to billy talent
August 31st, 2007 at 4:04 am
cuz you got third in a drum comp. even though you dont play drums. you…is gay
August 29th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Cause you trim your eyebrows…pop your collar…wear hollister….and fart cum bubbles.
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:25 pm
because you have an army
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:57 pm
cuz you got offended when i called you a “Fag”.
August 16th, 2007 at 11:21 am
Cause you looooooove broadway plays!
July 17th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
because you masturbate with other men
July 16th, 2007 at 2:00 am
because you have hair
June 1st, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Because if someone in the room yells out - “CLANG CLANG CLANG!” - you sing - “WENT THE TROLLEY!”
May 11th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Cause you have Will & Grace on your Tivo
April 26th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Cause you bleach your hair and you’re not a chick.
April 23rd, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Cause you have the complete Cher discography.
April 19th, 2007 at 4:41 am
Cause you licked the tranny’s pee hole just to make sure it wasn’t a woman.
April 16th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
I was F##king you in the a$$ and reached around to jack you off and you had a BONER!
April 16th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Because you wear socks with sandals!
April 16th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
because you wear a fanny pack.
April 14th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Cause your favorite movie used to be Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves and you still tear up when you hear that Brian Adams song
April 14th, 2007 at 2:08 am
cause I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough once….
April 13th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
IS SWACK GAY?
April 13th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Because you came to this website!
April 13th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Cause you suck dick for crackrock?
April 13th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Cause you listen to Coldplay.