Cause you like unicorns.
Got a better one?
Cause you listen to Coldplay.
Cause you suck dick for crackrock?
Because you came to this website!
IS SWACK GAY?
cause I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough once….
Cause your favorite movie used to be Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves and you still tear up when you hear that Brian Adams song
because you wear a fanny pack.
Because you wear socks with sandals!
I was F##king you in the a$$ and reached around to jack you off and you had a BONER!
Cause you licked the tranny’s pee hole just to make sure it wasn’t a woman.
Cause you have the complete Cher discography.
Cause you bleach your hair and you’re not a chick.
Cause you have Will & Grace on your Tivo
Because if someone in the room yells out – “CLANG CLANG CLANG!” – you sing – “WENT THE TROLLEY!”
because you have hair
because you masturbate with other men
Cause you looooooove broadway plays!
cuz you got offended when i called you a “Fag”.
because you have an army
Cause you trim your eyebrows…pop your collar…wear hollister….and fart cum bubbles.
cuz you got third in a drum comp. even though you dont play drums. you…is gay
cuz you listen to billy talent
cuz you couldnt wait for the hanson sisters to get old enough to fuk
cuz your dik tastes like yer dads shit
cuz everytime you see a pair of tits you cant wait to listen marky mark and dance
Cause you got your panties in a bunch when you saw your picture on isgaystickers.com
Cause you dance ballet but you’re not a chick.
Cause you listen to Boys to Men.
cause you are actually reading these posts
Because you know the She-males that started this website. Vasser and Butt dart
Because you put stickers that say “IS GAY” on things so you feel better because you’re the one that actually “IS GAY”.
cause you get bent out of shape when you see your crappy surf company logo tagged with a sticker and can’t take a joke
Because you think being gay is bad.
OH YEAH!! WELL YOUR ALL GAYYYYYY
Cause you love watching Cinderella and you’re not a 5-year-old girl.
I HATE YOU ALL!!! YOUR ALL GAY AND YOU SHOULD ALL DIE
cause you live in portland and have tatoos and think you’re ‘indie’
Cuz you all listen to Stray Donkey
because you aren’t staring at my tits.
cause your mom dresses you in womens clothing….
Because you’re a pussy!
cuz you clicked this.
Because you know you are…
cause you have an Azhiaziam sticker across your rear windshield
cause you thought this website was amusing for more than 30 seconds and you are over 13.
No trackbacks yet.
Cause you listen to Coldplay.
Cause you suck dick for crackrock?
Because you came to this website!
IS SWACK GAY?
cause I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough once….
Cause your favorite movie used to be Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves and you still tear up when you hear that Brian Adams song
because you wear a fanny pack.
Because you wear socks with sandals!
I was F##king you in the a$$ and reached around to jack you off and you had a BONER!
Cause you licked the tranny’s pee hole just to make sure it wasn’t a woman.
Cause you have the complete Cher discography.
Cause you bleach your hair and you’re not a chick.
Cause you have Will & Grace on your Tivo
Because if someone in the room yells out – “CLANG CLANG CLANG!” – you sing – “WENT THE TROLLEY!”
because you have hair
because you masturbate with other men
Cause you looooooove broadway plays!
cuz you got offended when i called you a “Fag”.
because you have an army
Cause you trim your eyebrows…pop your collar…wear hollister….and fart cum bubbles.
cuz you got third in a drum comp. even though you dont play drums. you…is gay
cuz you listen to billy talent
cuz you couldnt wait for the hanson sisters to get old enough to fuk
cuz your dik tastes like yer dads shit
cuz everytime you see a pair of tits you cant wait to listen marky mark and dance
Cause you got your panties in a bunch when you saw your picture on isgaystickers.com
Cause you dance ballet but you’re not a chick.
Cause you listen to Boys to Men.
cause you are actually reading these posts
Because you know the She-males that started this website. Vasser and Butt dart
Because you put stickers that say “IS GAY” on things so you feel better because you’re the one that actually “IS GAY”.
cause you get bent out of shape when you see your crappy surf company logo tagged with a sticker and can’t take a joke
Because you think being gay is bad.
OH YEAH!! WELL YOUR ALL GAYYYYYY
Cause you love watching Cinderella and you’re not a 5-year-old girl.
I HATE YOU ALL!!! YOUR ALL GAY AND YOU SHOULD ALL DIE
cause you live in portland and have tatoos and think you’re ‘indie’
Cuz you all listen to Stray Donkey
because you aren’t staring at my tits.
cause your mom dresses you in womens clothing….
Because you’re a pussy!
cuz you clicked this.
Because you know you are…
cause you have an Azhiaziam sticker across your rear windshield
cause you thought this website was amusing for more than 30 seconds and you are over 13.