I don’t even have to say a thing:

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So there’s this disgruntled graphic designer at Robert Mondovi. It’s the end of a long work week and he’s been burned several times by upper management, jerking him around and piling his workload to maximum overflow and he’s hating life.
Just then luck smiles down from above when his boss tells him that they need a logo for their new wine club, “Discover Wine”
He thinks, “I’ll show them, I’ll make a spermy coming out of a black shaft! Bwaa haa ha! That’ll show em!”

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I love standing at the counter and trying to flag down a fed ex kinko’s employee. Avoiding customers ought to be an Olympic sport for the kids behind the counter, they’re getting so damn good at it.

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Littering is sooooooooooooooo not gay, contrary to popular belief.

Recycling is what’s gay.

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Jesse Blaze Snider is probably America’s Greatest hope for Rock and Roll.

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We’re not anti-gay.

Really. It’s just a figure of speech.

So if you are or are not gay and get all bent out of shape about these stickers, well, you need to just relax and go back to the city council or Salt Lake City or where ever the hell it is uptight people hang out.

Cause it’s funny. C’mon, think about it. Two guys gettin it on. If you’re thinking about it you’re either turned on, appalled, or laughing.

So yeah, get over it.

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I think the winner out of these four pics here is the Urban Outfitters pic. That one is well deserved.

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But it must be some sort of NAMBLA type of thing….

Sent from Portland, Oregon by a Nickelback fan.

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Probably the gayest mechanic you’ll ever visit. He’ll say something like,
“Your car has a rear end problem that’s going to need to be lubed and probed.”
From Vancouver, Washington:

And the winner of the ‘worst placement for a band sticker award’ goes to ‘Indubious’. It almost didn’t need a sticker, but it got one!

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As we all know, Senator from Idaho Larry Craig, has been denying the fact that he’s gay. This story goes farther back than a little flirting in an airport bathroom. In 1982 he had to deny the rumors that he was doing cocaine and banging young male congressional pages.

So if anyone deserves a sticker, it would be him!

or even better: LOL Larry Craig!

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