So I’m hanging out with this girl at the bar and I’m thinking she’s pretty hot and everything is going pretty smooth. I figured she’s down for a little 5 minute game of wham bam. I don’t mean to brag or anything, but I really know how to please myself.
Anyway, things are going well, I’m keeping her laughing, we’re getting drumk. And then I said something, and I don’t even remember what I was talking about, but I said,
“That’s Gay!”
She got all over my ass.
“That’s derogatory towards gay people! you should use a different word! Blah! Blah! Blah! How Insensitive!”
Needless to say, I didn’t go home with her that night, but I did manage to slap a sticker on her bumper.

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