Archive for August, 2007
As we all know, Senator from Idaho Larry Craig, has been denying the fact that he’s gay. This story goes farther back than a little flirting in an airport bathroom. In 1982 he had to deny the rumors that he was doing cocaine and banging young male congressional pages.
So if anyone deserves a sticker, it would be him!
or even better: LOL Larry Craig!
But this pic, sent from myspace user chewey_chomp, says it all:
So I’m hanging out with this girl at the bar and I’m thinking she’s pretty hot and everything is going pretty smooth. I figured she’s down for a little 5 minute game of wham bam. I don’t mean to brag or anything, but I really know how to please myself.
Anyway, things are going well, I’m keeping her laughing, we’re getting drumk. And then I said something, and I don’t even remember what I was talking about, but I said,
“That’s Gay!”
She got all over my ass.
“That’s derogatory towards gay people! you should use a different word! Blah! Blah! Blah! How Insensitive!”
Needless to say, I didn’t go home with her that night, but I did manage to slap a sticker on her bumper.
There’s absolutely no denying this. Period.
So it only seemed appropriate that we would get a myspace page. Right?
I don’t know who “Grozza” is, but I’m betting he was a big fan of the cartoon ‘He-Man’ back in the day.
Not even stickered. Someone sent this pic in and it’s so gay it doesn’t even need a sticker.
And I don’t think Maker’s Mark is gay, for the record. Whiskey is a man’s drink, dammit!
Seen on the streets of New York, the fashion capitol of the world.