So there’s this disgruntled graphic designer at Robert Mondovi. It’s the end of a long work week and he’s been burned several times by upper management, jerking him around and piling his workload to maximum overflow and he’s hating life.
Just then luck smiles down from above when his boss tells him that they need a logo for their new wine club, “Discover Wine”
He thinks, “I’ll show them, I’ll make a spermy coming out of a black shaft! Bwaa haa ha! That’ll show em!”

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I love standing at the counter and trying to flag down a fed ex kinko’s employee. Avoiding customers ought to be an Olympic sport for the kids behind the counter, they’re getting so damn good at it.

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Littering is sooooooooooooooo not gay, contrary to popular belief.

Recycling is what’s gay.

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Jesse Blaze Snider is probably America’s Greatest hope for Rock and Roll.

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If you order stickers right now, I’ll throw in extra stickers (more than you ordered, which I try to to all the time) PLUS I’ll throw in some of the new “Fucking” stickers! I have a limited amount of “Fucking” stickers so I’m not gonna sell them yet, I just want to test the market.

So order now!

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We’re not anti-gay.

Really. It’s just a figure of speech.

So if you are or are not gay and get all bent out of shape about these stickers, well, you need to just relax and go back to the city council or Salt Lake City or where ever the hell it is uptight people hang out.

Cause it’s funny. C’mon, think about it. Two guys gettin it on. If you’re thinking about it you’re either turned on, appalled, or laughing.

So yeah, get over it.

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I think the winner out of these four pics here is the Urban Outfitters pic. That one is well deserved.

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Dick in a Box outfit on ebay.

I wonder…. Does the box come empty?

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**UPDATE**
Don’t send me anymore emails. I should have posted this earlier, but enough already, okay. All free stickers will be sent after xmas.

And by jam, I don’t mean fudge packing, you perv!

Here’s the wikipedia entry on Culture Jamming:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_jamming

It’s a good read with lots of links to similar ideas.

I want to give free stickers to you people, just to get the word out.

So the first three people who email me will get a bunch mailed to them.

isgaystickersATgmailDOTcom.

Figure it out and send me an email. People who know me personally don’t count, cause you all get free stickers anyways.

Let put these things up people! Public signs and billboards, advertisements, band posters, you know the drill! Sticker the world!!!!!!!!!!!

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But it must be some sort of NAMBLA type of thing….

Sent from Portland, Oregon by a Nickelback fan.

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